By Syed Hesein & H. Nassef
Being in the shopping-cum-Xmas season, a store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband!
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
Floor 6 - You are visitor 14,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please!
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!